Michael Brown - "Brownie." He's some kinda guy.
Apparently, he's the ONE allowed to play "the blame game."
I'm just spitballing here.
You stand before Congress, swear to tell the truth, blame everyone (and there's plenty of blame to go around), but not accept any responsibility (even W did that).
And, you proclaim that Mississippi and Alabama's responses went well, while Louisiana is disfunctional (any chance that's because MS and AL are Republican strongholds, and Louisiana is, well, Louisiana).
I don't know what world you live in, but I'm sure your doing a heck of a job.